GPS newbie

Getting around town in style... one step ahead

GPS made clearer with a magnifying glass

—THE WESTSIDE. The citizens are rushing around, navigating their way through the cruel city streets like a chihuahua strung out on caffeine sprinting across a high wire. They need help. They need GPS.

They need GPS with Bluetooth like a sad dentist. They need GPS with traffic clog updates like an eligible bachelor cardiac surgeon. They need GPS with a thin design like an advertising poster for a procrastinating graphic artists' convention.

I knew who could offer these things. Where the GPS deals were. Who had the best prices. Sure, everyone knew these things... but I knew why the best GPS prices were where they were.

I'd had a lot of people come and go in my office. Got to know some; wish I hadn't some others. But I always tried to help everyone I could. They needed GPS; they needed some information and I always did my best to get it to them. Not on the wrong side of the law, exactly; but I got it done overall, however it needed to get done.

The website had golden lists — unbelievable information about the lowest GPS prices and the craziest stories to go with each. It was a godsend for the GPS-praising choir, a feast for starving GPS mongrels. And if this was going public — for free — I knew business would be very good indeed.

I thought so anyway... then I met the dame. And then, of course, all bets were off...

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